The burning question in the continuing saga of the PSN hack , remains how many users are now afraid to get back into the Playstation Network waters , with their privates already completely exposed once , or twice ...You know what happened ..allegedly ... this is why and how :
The following is strictly confidential , and may have to be protected using that most British of institutions ... the super injunction...
Conspiracy theory no.732.1a/7-1001 : there was no PSN hack: with the entire "developed" Western and Eastern world facing economic ruin and birth rates dropping ( Japan are you listening) , easily explained by 101 million of said nations populations favourite waste of time/life video gaming , is there a global conspiracy to get us off our lazy b***s away from our consoles and take part in some useful activity ... like taking part in the economic recovery of our now failing nations , enacting democratic reforms , and or making babies?
Methodology : Switch of PSN : fix the Worlds most pressing problems : blame phantom hackers:
Evidence ( or lack there of ..total lack there of in fact) : Hey ..listen...! 101 million lazy gamers have not been at their PS3 online for almost a month , in that month Royals have been wed , the worlds most evil man rubbed out Tom Clancy style , the entire Arab world has embraced democracy and soon will be sipping from the sweet frappacino of freedom , maybe the PSN hack is what got people off their lazy b***s and allowed them to the important stuff like ridding their nations of dictators , completing operation Geronimo for real and not on Call of Duty ! , saving the Eurozone from total bankruptcy , and errh... finally getting married......in one particularly fine case....
Corroboration ( or complete lack thereof ) : Look for the following markers : 1. The world economy recovers .2 World Peace is achieved .3 Playstation Hack Baby boomers : Birth rates due to conception during the period PSN was down increase globally. 4. Winged Unicorns hold flying races with pigs...
Further corroboration : When the PSN hack of the measures to prevent the hack is over : the world economy continues to falter , Middle East peace talks fail and the Arab spring turns into Winter ... and also birth rates continue to decline in the "developed" world..see it wos PSN wot did it ...
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Just think what could be achieved by mankind if someone turned off the entire internet and that would include you too smug Xbox live fans!
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