Kinect riding high on pre release demands ... of its users that is!

Yes we all know it will sell out but it`s a demanding beast as you can see from the pic I got in my email below:

Daddy what is that man doing to that lady??????????????????

As you can see this official un-doctored tip  , which seems to demonstrate one of the many Kinect Kama Sutra poses , is actually better than the stuff I was making up in my last kinect post. Wow effortless humour . And come on does this not make you want to try playing kinect in a deep sea diving suit ,I can just see the You Tube videos now dispelling the absolutely ridiculous myth that you cannot kinect in a diving suit.

Any way time to take a looksee  at the release strategy , watch a few demo videos and well you cannot help but be left with a feeling that more effort was expent on applying the correct tight fitting Lycra to the hyper , wait till you see them , models , most of whom are young tween females, all of whom cohabit in the most spacious apartments ....... I mean that is so the demographic of Xbox live now ?  What happens when the hackers start taking control of the tweens Kinect cameras and sharing videos? 

Maybe Microsoft want to help the guys out , you know get them out of their Halo/COD clans/shells and sat behind nearest Lycra clad tween gyrating at 200 fps in real life! The guy in the pic seems pretty keen , it is most impressive that Kinect allows 2 people to get so close and can still distinguish them. One wonders how extensive the testing was though ...

Let me show you what I mean this is the video for Zumba a release title for Kinect 

now raise your jaw please and lets continue this is Ubisoft`s your shape fitness evolved

Do you notice a scantily clad Lycra motif yet . More significantly have you ever seen any one that hyper about exercise or who carrys off Lycra like that ever go near a video game ? If you met her you would go out of your way to NOT mention your 300 hour a week gaming obsession ....let alone give yourself a coronary Zumba dancing , if  by some miracle she decided that to kinect round your abode was vital to her personal growth and development. Whilst most of us ubermenchen have no problem with such romantic escapades, me thinks the majority of Xbox fans are being built up for a fall , and i mean literally through their hard earned recently 3d plasma.


Wait  Neo  , maybe there is NO GIRL , maybe the Kinect is projecting a hologram , and we ...we are all Duracells?


I could play you more , but you got Google and You Tube for that , suffice to say to counter the lack of REAL games , Microsoft is using the promise of  Geek  Nirvana . i.e a world populated with scantily clad , tightly clothed hyper gyrating  females to sell  . Oh there are a few guys in there too , to demonstrate to the largely male Xbox Live demographic  how instantly your life will transformed by kinect.  


The You Tube videos  featuring "girlfriends " that will surface in the coming months will be insane compared to the dodgy Wii ones that were de rigeur not so long ago .... Imagine what certain enthusiastic Xbox Livers will get up to with the Black Ops RV camera ,combined with gyrating kinect-i-femmes doing their Zumba routines.


Which as you have gathered should sell more Kinects and Call of Duty Black Ops ! Damn I am doing their dirty work for them.... Viva Capitalism!

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