Is Rockstar`s latest killer App LA Noire a Game Fatale that`s about to murder your PS3 or Xbox 360 ?

The Case of the Console Killer ...Game


I arrived at the scene ready for my first case , a double console homicide,  on the floor next to the tv were two burnt out husks , one a 5 year old phat dark complexion , the other a younger greying plastic kinked box ,  a red ring was showing on one machine , the letters Xbox 360 stood scrawled proudly in plastic on its side .. the other with a dashing faux chrome fender had a flashing yellow light .It looked less used ,like its masters had suddenly without warning turned its network access off for a month .. turned on today only to die a grizzly death.. I looked up and saw static on the two monitors attached to the machines ... 90s nu  jazz was playing in the background. ...although it could have been Kylie Minogue ... I can never tell the difference ... the old Call of Duty headphone volume malfunction shell shock war wound  left me tone def.... Examining the burnt out husks was pointless , too many finger prints littered their plastic shells to make sense ...anyone of hundreds of people could have committed this heinous crime ...but then on the floor still intact I spotted two boxes one clear plastic and the other the colour of adolescent nasal discharge ... and this was the deal clincher ... the games were the same ... Rockstar`s LA Noire ... 


Immediately my detective skills , honed by reading reviews of LA Noire led me to Rockstars Website where they claim to be looking for a solution , after earlier trying to pin the double console homicide onto the console manufacturers , including Sony , a recently recovering victim of other heinous crimes.

Many more consoles could suffer the same fate , the console killer is still out there , and if someone tells you to open another account to play their game , please just take the game back and wait for them to fix it . 

Speaking totally seriously , I have lost the use of the PS3 thanks to hackers for over a month , I am not about to risk my old 60gb PS3 on Rockstars literally console killer game , and my Xbox 360 is going now where near it.

We have reached the stage where todays consoles really canee take any more ... as evidenced by the graphically intense L A Noire , which is causing both Sony PS3 and Xbox 360 consoles to overheat in some cases the 40s murder mystery game is actually murdering the consoles . 

LIke some of the characters in their latest game after a bit of prodding , investigation and questioning by the web Rockstar have admitted the fault lies in the game and not in your console , but for many as this detectives investigations have uncovered this is too late .

Until the full force of the law is brought down on Rockstar .. The Case of the Console Killer Game remains open ... 

The real mystery of course is how EVERY official reviewer managed to miss the small fact that LA Noire has the potential to kill your Sony Playstation 3 and your Xbox 360...

dirty rats.....

right time for donuts and more numetal jazz ...

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