While the world and their feline swipe away at their iOS screens entranced by the absolute beauty of the Unreal 3 Engine in Epic Citadel and now Infinity Blade . My mind is mashing up years of dormant Python quotes and scenes from The Holy Grail as I play the games. I cannot play either of these games without getting Manchurian Candidate style Monty Python flashes..
And so on with the riff:
walking round the Epic Citadel I look up and see a French Kerniggit staring at me :
in the courtyard there are dappy English Kernniggits of the Round Table singing when they are able :
and egads they seemed to have narrowly avoided being Vached
and naturally they need to RUN AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and RUN AWAY a little more :
By the time I launch Infinity Blade the Francais have of course given the order to fetchez une autre Vache
By the time I launch Infinity Blade the Francais have of course given the order to fetchez une autre Vache
With each sword slash in the combat of Infinity Blade I am back at the Black Knight scene
each battle takes me back to yet another classic Python confrontation
the dueling gets ever harder I persevere till I face my latest onerous foe
knowing I have a dreaded killer Rabbit flash on the way , and out of holy hand grenades of Antioch I take to writing this blog entry ......
I firmly believe the true potential of the iOS platform and the Unreal 3 engine will only be realised with the addition of a Monty Python Holy Grail mod , complete with dappy English Kerniggits , Vache lobbing , coconuts , a killer rabbit , and of course the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch , and much singing and merriment.
Infinity Blade is a milestone in gaming, and I do not mean from a solely technical point of view - it will be iOS gotyr , the real genius is drawing serious amounts of industry attention and punters money away from old skool games devices , in fact this launch one of a wave of iOS and Android games ends the stranglehold of Sony and Nintendo traditional hand held gaming altogether , for we no longer just game on handhelds , we expect them to be portable pcs cameras ,tablets , we expect to own the game and download as many times as we like, across devices even . None of these criteria is satisfied by your PSP or DS,present or future tense . The ease with which you purchase the game , store the game , play on your phone or tablet , that is what hits me most when it comes to the iOS and Android gaming revolution . We also expect the price of the game to be $10 down to absolutely free. Gaming that is free of any physical media , this is not going to happen it already did in the space of 2 years . And the fuel for this engine comes from the opportunity for millions of developers to develop and publish games . Infinity Blades launch also brings with it the release of Epics UDK Unreal 3 development software , and with it a generous return model . This new gaming evolution is being shared amongst the masses , it is taking the masses with it , whereas the traditional games dev scene has just told the gamer what they will be getting later on in the year , you can now download the same software free and develop your own game , so what are we waiting for? Time to take on the giants , much like the protagonist of Epics own Infinity Blade.
check out Monty Python
if you missed the riff ....but we warned those lines will stay with you ..!
Infinity Blade is a milestone in gaming, and I do not mean from a solely technical point of view - it will be iOS gotyr , the real genius is drawing serious amounts of industry attention and punters money away from old skool games devices , in fact this launch one of a wave of iOS and Android games ends the stranglehold of Sony and Nintendo traditional hand held gaming altogether , for we no longer just game on handhelds , we expect them to be portable pcs cameras ,tablets , we expect to own the game and download as many times as we like, across devices even . None of these criteria is satisfied by your PSP or DS,present or future tense . The ease with which you purchase the game , store the game , play on your phone or tablet , that is what hits me most when it comes to the iOS and Android gaming revolution . We also expect the price of the game to be $10 down to absolutely free. Gaming that is free of any physical media , this is not going to happen it already did in the space of 2 years . And the fuel for this engine comes from the opportunity for millions of developers to develop and publish games . Infinity Blades launch also brings with it the release of Epics UDK Unreal 3 development software , and with it a generous return model . This new gaming evolution is being shared amongst the masses , it is taking the masses with it , whereas the traditional games dev scene has just told the gamer what they will be getting later on in the year , you can now download the same software free and develop your own game , so what are we waiting for? Time to take on the giants , much like the protagonist of Epics own Infinity Blade.
check out Monty Python
if you missed the riff ....but we warned those lines will stay with you ..!CHECKOUT THE APPLE I PAD APPS AVAILABLE NOW
and then all my flash backs marrying this
with this
would be reality and I could be released from the Cuckoos Nest !
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