Well this is not the Apple I remember , but then again I remember bell bottoms and hippies .and when both Steves had full manes.. well to be honest that time is a bit of blur ... hhmhh any way : This is not the Apple I remember , and I want the old Apple back , so here is a manifesto for us the fans to change Apple . Follow the instructions in this blog and change Apple for the better . The shareholders will thank us one day! Engage in your own revolutionary escapades , make Che Jobs proud!
Why?
Speak to anyone in the street not wearing a blue t or making money directly or indirectly from the Cupertino gold rush , and you will often hear the heretical(for the fans) cry that Apple is too big and cares too little about the end user .
The Apple Store or Temple/Forum as I feel it , has become is the ONLY way Apple interfaces with it's customer , and it is a place of humiliation and intimidation , the polar opposite of your usually super friendly come back soon y'all American franchise.
So act : take a stroll into your local Apple store , and attempt to ask them when we can expect Flash on iOS , now that the iPad 2 gpu is allegedly 9 times more powerful, it should be a breeze..no? Or dare to mention that your old 486 desktops web cam shoots higher res pics than the iPad 2's . Don't even start on the fact there are NO iPad 2's in existence ...
You will get an outpouring of iRAGE from blue shirts , in fact pretty soon they will start to congregate around you at this point ask to be shown a Mac Air , and upon it enter "thegameveda youtube " into Safari and click on one of my many videos showing Windows 7 tablets doing things no iPad will be doing to infinity 2.0 and beyond... Show them onlive , show them Steam , show them Gaikai , show them cool ancient pc games and new pc games all running on a tablet ....
At this point under cover blue shirts will start to appear , one blue shirt may sneak off and google thegameveda , might even google joojoo or libretto , or iconia or ep121 and come back atcha with some criticisms.
But take a look at the gathering crowd of REAL people , sheep who have been liberated by your little Windows 7 Tablet rebellion . And now the blue shirts notice the crowds focusing on non iOS tablets , going wow how did you do that ? and asking why they cannot on the iPad ...
The iRage will start to peak now , the blue shirts may even throw a clear insult or two your way , like why do you need two screens , a full OS , and the ability to run everything you already own on a tablet ? A tablet is for consumption why for then dost thou needeth the cloud , when thou canst downloadeth apps? Be gentle for they know not what they do...
This is your cue to leave , your work is done , you have liberated many isheep , welcome to the revolution ..
Walk out slowly not forgetting the golden question to ask the last blue shirt on door duty : "Excuse me please , may I be so humble as to inquire if you have any iPad 2 stock?"
So get down to your local Apple temple spread the heresy and join the revolution .
And who knows maybe Steve Jobs will take notice and get back to innovating and not iterating as he has done with the iPad 2....
Tomorrow after the return of £1388 of thegameveda funds blocked by Apple , thank the maker ! I will show you where the money went ( after the Cricket)
Oh and Mr Jobs if you are reading this when the Apple Store has delivery within 24 hours , which does not switch to 5 to 6 weeks on completion of the online order , that is when I will order my iPad 2.
But by that time the Asus Ep121
, Acer Iconia , W500 , Motorola Xoom , LG G Slate , and a million other tablets all available without cult membership or ritual online purchase humiliation ,they will be quite rightly competing with iPad 2 .... able to do all the things we asked you to put into the iPad 2 but your company were kind enough to leave out...... and perhaps prompting a more revolutionary iPad 3 ?Till then I will amuse myself in your many Apple Temples , the sheep are so easy to bait there should be Saturday Night Live sketches about Apple Store Staff , or at least a sitcom , Charlie Sheen are you listening ?
And still no response to my complaints to Apple , but they are so busy not selling iPad 2s they probably don't have the time to respond , let alone having an easily accessible complaint procedure.
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